• 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

harrystylesdildo:

turtle-beard:

I hate one direction and rihanna.

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having women as close friends is odd, cuz you hear shit you usually wouldnt

walkerflexasranger:

i was at the table with my homegirl

and she just looked up at a nigga and then over to us and said

"id suck his dick just to show appreciation for how beautiful he is…"

and then went back to eating her food.

i aint know girls said shit like that b

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

"Yeah, I hate that kid too"
— me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)
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